Wednesday, 9 September 2015

2018 World Cup qualifying match review: Tajikistan v. Australia at Dushanbe



After the Socceroos’ opening World Cup qualifier in Kyrgyzstan, their next away assignment was an encounter with the equally post-Soviet republic of Tajikistan. The venue was the Pamir Stadium in Dushanbe, one of those stadia surrounded by an athletics track that one sees in those sorts of countries.

Tajikistan had been the scene of civil unrest in the lead-up to the match, and the pitch was surrounded by men in forest green military fatigues. With the home team anchored by a core of club-mates from Istiqlol Dushanbe, the Socceroos found it difficult to convert their high tally of early set pieces into goals. It was easy enough to dribble through the Tajik midfield, but the hosts’ sterling defence showed no sign of letting up.

Melbourne City’s Aaron Mooy was ubiquitous, constantly testing the Persian Lions’ defence with his set pieces, before a corner led to a goal-mouth scramble in the fifty-seventh minute, Mark Milligan slotting home the ball after it appeared to ricochet off the back of a Tajik defender. When in possession, шери порси were inventive, but could never quite put the visitors under enough pressure to threaten an upset, though los australianos had their own problems adjusting to the artificial turf – a far cry from the pock-marked pitch they endured in Bishkek.

His job done, Mooy was substituted off eleven minutes later, and shortly afterwards a Ryan McGowan cross found Tim Cahill, who put the ‘Roos 2-0 up. Tractor Boy Tommy Oar came on for Mathew Leckie, and soon made it three by crossing and thereby facilitating a Cahill header with seconds of normal time remaining.

Tajikistan 0 – Australia 3 (Mark Milligan 57’; Tim Cahill 73’, 90+1’)

2018 World Cup qualifying match review: Australia v. Bangladesh at Perth



The Socceroos met Bangladesh at the Perth Rectangle Oval in their second match on the road to Russia 2018. It was an easy match for the hosts, whose domination of the contest demonstrated the stupidity of the Asian Football Confederation’s decision to expand the group stage of the qualifiers to forty teams.

A brace of Socceroo goals in the sixth and eighth minutes signalled the beginning of the onslaught. The first went to Mathew Leckie courtesy of an overlapping pass from Massimo Luongo, while Celtic’s Tom Rogić did the honours for the second goal, ably assisted by Tarek Elrich. Rogić repeated the dose in the twentieth minute, but Bangladeshi defender Topu Barman (note the surname) got the credit for an own goal.

Nine minutes later, Nathan Burns put the hosts 4-0 up by ending a tense goal-mouth scramble. The following minute, replacement gialloverdi goalkeeper Adam Federici got his first touch of the ball. The Australians’ hegemony was reflected in the tallies of completed passes (500-113 around the hour mark) and in the crowd’s hipster-ironic cheer of the South Asians’ first shot on goal, a speculative effort from the half-way line in the thirty-second minute which went well high and well wide.

In the sixty-first minute, Melbourne City midfielder Aaron Mooy set sail with an outside-the-area strike that gave the ‘Roos a 5-0 lead. Leckie and Rogić were substituted off soon after for Tim Cahill and Chris Ikonomidis; the Shanghai Shenhua forward tried in vain in the final minutes to give the Westralian crowd the headed goal they had come to see.

Bangladesh failed to get the scalp of the Aussies at soccer, but a little birdy tells me that they’re soon being visited by an Australian team in another sport: an Australian team who are playing just rubbish enough to lose to them. Good luck, fellas.

Australia 5 (Mathew Leckie 6’; Tom Rogić 8’; Topu Barman [own goal] 20’; Nathan Burns 29’; Aaron Mooy 61’) – Bangladesh 0